December 2011
So i havent opened up my VLC player is like a...
And I got this lovely surprise when I opened it up:
lol this made my day <3
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Just realized that 2012 will be the first year...
dumbledorespensieve:
somethinglestrange:
im a bitch, im a lover, im a child, im a mother,...
Every 17 seconds someone commits suicide. Reblog...
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
ignore last post. he hacked my tumblr lmfao
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So megz is asleep. i am a creep =P LOVE ME!!!
my otp: breathes in the same room
me: holy shit
me: oh my god
me: oh my fucking god
me: oh my god they're sharing the same air
me: they're so in lov-- OH MY GOD THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER
me: IM GONNA DIE
me: I CANT LIVE
me: i love you
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If I ever had dinner with Effie Trinket, I would...
Me thinking of reasons Single Ladies isn’t in the special features of the Glee DVD:
it would have to be rated R for too much sex
the editors are selfish and wanted to save the footage for themselves
the camera man was distracted by chris’ hips and ended up filming the floor the entire time
glee sucks
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Heartbeats fast Colors and promises How to be brave How can I love when I’m afraid to fall But watching you stand alone All of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow One step closer
I have died everyday waiting for you Darling don’t be afraid I have loved you For a thousand years I’ll love you for a thousand more
Time stands still Beauty in all she is I will be brave I will not let anything take...
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A Very Potter Musical Prologue
”There is a...
PRESS PLAY AND SING IT
DO NOT PRETEND...
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Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
